this thread is within the board "feature requests", and there's a good reason for it: people can ask for features here that don't exist. The feature you want to have simply isn't there! If you need it urgently, you'll have to code it. It's no use having a pre-made script like the one you're referring to, copy-and pasting it somewhere (and a PERL script isn't an option at all: a file can be either parsed by PHP or PERL, not both). I suggest you take a look into some php script classes that can do what you need and modify them (you'll need some understanding how php works though). If you can't do that, you'll have to wait for someone coming along and coding it for you - no use in bumping on and on.
GauGau